If you are, I'm guessing that you may not necessarily want people to know you're reading it. I mean, what would your mother think if she knew you were reading that smut? And there's a good chance that your mother, who is probably also reading the book on the sly, is having the same worrying thoughts about you.To that end, I offer a musical guide to disguising the book so that you can enjoy your visits to the Red Room of Pain discretely. It's called "Fifty Ways to Hide the Cover" and it owes an obvious (if non-financial) debt to Paul Simon's 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover.
You'll find it on The Huffington Post. I hope you'll add it to your rotation.
Posts
